This new policy will solve all of our problems

Scott's picture

All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Governor-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

  • Workloads getting to you?
  • Feeling stressed?
  • Too many priorities and assignments?
  • Worried about pending furloughs?
  • Here is the new low-cost, Governor-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!
  • Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

 Employee Happiness Kit components
Figure 1.

Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

 Employee Happiness Kit assembled
Figure 2.

Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Employee Happiness Kit applied
Figure 3. 

Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!  Stop by the front desk and pick up supplies.

The Governor

I can't take credit for creating this. I know who shared it with me, but I don't know where they got it. If you know the original source, I'll be glad to give full recognition.


"An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions." — Ozymandias


Re: This new policy will solve all of our problems

Ha. I've finallly learned the PMA (positive mental attitude) secret!

Post new comment

By posting content to, you agree to be bound by the Terms of Service. This includes the use of Mollom's web service to monitor submissions for content, which is governed by Mollom's Privacy Policy.

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.
  • Avast! This website be taken over by pirates on September 19th. Yarr!

More information about formatting options